Dear Folks,
This is Gloria’s first Glo-joke since he Sona-ta last July 28, 2008. She declared that “she would deliver the country into a First World status in the next generation.” What is amazingly strange is that she can’t even deliver the country into a Third World status in her seven years of misguided leadership.
The Philippines has now double-digit inflation, weakening peso, rising unemployment, skyrocketing prices of food and gas, businesses going out …

Dear Folks,
“I will remain neutral,” says Zenaida Ducut. This must be a joke! Does anyone believe her? She was a lawyer of Bong Pineda, the Jueteng King, for seven years. She is also, like Pineda, a townmate of Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. Coincidence? And she said that she is not really close to Gloria. Ha ha ha…
Recently, “Energy” has become the hottest issue. …

Dear Folks,
Gloria Arroyo is back with her Glo-jokes again. While Filipinos are dying from hunger and drowning at sea, Gloria is junketing in the U.S. together with her entire First Family and a retinue of several senatongs, 10 cabinet tongmen, 59 tongressmen, spouses, mistresses, and kibitzers — enough to fill up a chartered PAL plane. Reminds me when Nero fiddled while Rome was burning.
After spending millions …

Dear Folks,
Ha ha ha…. What a joke!!! Gloria Arroyo is up to her Glo-jokes again. If she wanted to stop the war between Meralco and her attack dog Winston Garcia, all she has to do is put a leash on Garcia and stop him from his attacks. We all know that Garcia is just doing his master’s wishes.
It …

Dear Folks,
Here goes Gloria Arroyo again with her Glo-jokes. It’s got to be a joke. Imagine, her government suing Archbishop Oscar Cruz for libel on behalf of 19 government women employees who entertained FG Mike Arroyo at his birthday party in 2004. According to the “lawshit,” the archbishop called the women “GRO,” the acronym for “Guest Relations Officer.” In the good old days, they’re called hostesses. But I guess they want to gain some “respectability” by using …

GMA went to Heaven
GMA dies and goes to Heaven where she meets St. Peter. She notices that there are clocks everywhere. She asks St. Peter why are there so many clocks here. St. Peter tells her that each clock represents a person on earth and that every time a person tells a lie, the clock ticks off one second.
St. Peter explains that the one clock has never moved because it belonged to mother Theresa and she never told a lie her whole life. The next clock belonged to Abraham …

Dear Folks,
Whoa!!! Gloria pitching for birth control??? This must be another of her Glo-jokes. Wait till Pope Benedict XVI hears about this. She must really be pissed off at the Pope for declining an invitation to visit the Philippines. I can’t blame him. After all, Archbishop Oscar Cruz declared Gloria a “public sinner.” Archbishop Cruz vowed not to give Holy Communion to Gloria and her family members until she confesses all her sins and …

Dear Folks,
For over two months now, Mikey Arroyo, First Son and “Second Speaker” of the House of Rerpesentatives, has been missing in action. He is rumored to be in the U.S. on an “official” visit with an entourage of four bodyguards and several household helpers (kuno). That would cost the Pinoy taxpayers several million pesos in salaries, per diems, expenses, and perhaps some shopping and good-time money.
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Dear Folks,
Whoa! Malacanang closed the Hanjin bribery/extortion investigation because Gloria inntervened quickly!!!! Are they saying that Gloria has now judicial authority to stop or close a criminal case without due process? This must be another of Gloria’s Glo-jokes.
This reminds me of the NBN bribery case. When Romy Neri told Gloria about Benjamin Abalos’ P200 million bribe offer, Gloria …

Manila Contractor
The Iloilo City contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well,” he says, “I figure the job will run about P45,000: P20,000 for materials, P20,000 for my crew and P5,000 profit for me.”
The Mindanao contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, I can do this job for P35,000: P15,000 for materials, P15,000 for my crew and P5,000 profit for me.”
The Manila contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the Malacañang official and whispers, …