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Balitang Kutsero By Perry Diaz My good friend Joe emailed me the following story: One Saturday afternoon, an aide to former President Gloria Arroyo visited the Bishop of Cebu. He told the Cardinal that President Arroyo would be attending the next day’s Mass, and he asked if the Cardinal would kindly point out the President to the congregation and say a few words that would Read More …
Balitang Kutsero By Perry Diaz At 3:30 AM yesterday, Jinkee roused her husband Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao from sleep, “Mahal, you got a call here.” “What! Who’s calling me at this hour?” Pacman asked his wife. “From Paris, with love, daw! Hoy, who is this woman calling from Paris?” Pacman replied, “I don’t know, mahal. I don’t know of any woman in Paris. Wrong number siguro Read More …
Balitang Kutsero By Perry Diaz Zaldy Ampatuan got a call after he spilled the beans on ex-prez Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. The conversation went this way: Gloria: Hello, Zaldy. Zaldy: Who’s this? Gloria: This is Gloria. Remember me? Zaldy: Oh, hi, ma’am. Of course, I remember you! How can I forget you? You still owe me P20 million! Gloria: Hoy, tawad na lang, okay? Zaldy: Anong Read More …
Balitang Kutsero By Perry Diaz Sara called her daddy to tell her that she’s in big trouble. The conversation went like this: Sara: Daddy, daddy, I’m in big trouble! Daddy: Why, what did you do my child? Sara: I punched the sheriff! Daddy: What? Why did you do that? That’s an assault on an officer of the law! That’s a crime, hija. Sara: But daddy, Read More …
Balitang Kutsero By Perry Diaz Communications Secretary Ricky Carandang reported to President Benigno “P-Noy” Aquino III. The conversation went this way: Ricky: Sir, I have good news and bad news. P-Noy: Why does good news always come with bad news? Okay, what’s the good news? Ricky: Sir, the warship that you ordered to patrol the Spratly islands is already there. P-Noy: Very good! And what’s Read More …
Balitang Kutsero By Perry Diaz Fresh from his state visits to Thailand and Brunei, President Benigno “P-Noy” Aquino III is preparing to visit China soon. Yup, after the Chinese told P-Noy to stop trespassing in South China Sea which they claim as Chinese territory, P-Noy is going to see Chinese President Hu Jintao and tell him where the Philippines stands on the Spratly dispute. Bravo, Read More …
Balitang Kutsero By Perry Diaz Congressman Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao, returning a “hero” after he beat Shane Mosley, interpellated congressman Edcel Lagman on the floor of the House of Representatives. Lagman is in favor of the Reproductive Health (RH) bill, which is now pending in the House, while Pacman is against it. The following is a blow-by-blow account of their bout: Pacman: Mr. Speaker, I rise Read More …
Balitang Kutsero By Perry Diaz Communications Secretary Ricky Carandang went to see President Benign “P-Noy” Aquino III just before P-Noy clocked out for the day. The conversation went as follows: Ricky: Sir, I just want to forewarn you that Chedeng is coming tonight. P-Noy: Huh? Ay naku, naloko na! Do me a favor, Ricky. Please tell Chedeng not to come tonight, maybe tomorrow night, cuz Read More …
Balitang Kutsero By Perry Diaz Not long after his victory over Shane Mosley, world boxing champion and congressman Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao paid a courtesy call to President Benigno “P-Noy” Aquino III at Malacañang. Their meeting went as follows: P-Noy: Congratulations on your victory, my friend! Pacman: Thank you, Mr. President. I’m here to pay you a curiosity call. P-Noy: Huh? Curiosity call? Oh, you mean Read More …
Balitang Kutsero By Perry Diaz After Manny “Pacman” Pacquiao’s post-fight press conference last May 7, 2011, my investigative reporter approached Pacman as he and his party were leaving the conference room. His wife, Jinkee, and Hollywood actress and hotel heiress Paris Hilton were with him. “Hey, Pacman! Remember me? I interviewed you last year,” said James. “Oh, yeah, you’re that Jaime quack quack reporter from Read More …