With the recent sex scandals involving Sen. John Ensign of Nevada and Gov. Mark Sanford of South Carolina, a lesson could be learned from this story — Perry Diaz 

Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

1st woman:    Hi!  Wanda.

2nd woman:   Hi!  Sylvia. How’d you die?
 
1st woman:    I froze to death.

2nd woman:   How horrible!

1st  woman:    It wasn’t so bad.  After I quit shaking from  the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a  peaceful death.  What about you?

2nd  woman:   I died of a massive heart attack.  I  suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to  catch him in the act.  But
instead, I found him all by  himself in the den watching TV.
 
1st woman:     So, what happened?
 
2nd woman:   I was so  sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started  running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the  attic
and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I  went through every closet and checked under all the beds.   I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I  became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack  and died.

1st woman:     Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer—we’d both still be alive.

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Story shared by Dr. Tom Bonzon