The Filipino’s survival kit
AS I WRECK THIS CHAIR
By William M. Esposo
Philstar: January 25, 2009
Laughter is a vital part of a person’s survival kit. Laughter is the defense mechanism for coping with something traumatic that could otherwise drive us to insanity or dangerous uncontrolled rage. It also applies to a nation — the sum total of persons sharing a geographical location.
Laughter as a national survival kit is perhaps more applied in the Philippines than anywhere else. This national psychology is easily shaped by our sad collective experience with oppression — from past colonizers and the neo-colonizers, the oligarchs, who now rule our land.
In the past, our ancestors resorted to the Kundiman as a coping mechanism for the sad experience with Spanish tyranny. Kundi man (if not) says it all as music is resorted to for diverting the mind and soothing the pains of a nation suffering under the conqueror’s oppressive boot.
When Senator Richard Gordon treated my family and our Macgregor cousin from South Africa to the Light and Sound History Tour in Intramuros (one of Dick’s projects when he was Tourism Secretary), he pointed out this fact of history about the origins of the Kundiman when we were in that portion of the history tour portraying Filipino sufferings during the Spanish era.
One of the reasons why your Chair Wrecker rates Dick Gordon very highly as a potential good president is because of his sense of history. Time and again, your Chair Wrecker has emphasized the need for Filipinos to know our real history. It is a must if we Filipinos are to unite and move our country forward. We cannot solve our core problem when we do not know what it is and who caused it.
Lately, we have resorted to comedy as our coping mechanism and we try to take things lightly even when in the very marrow of our Filipino soul we know that the national situation is deadly serious and will heavily impact on us and our loved ones. We make fun of crucial national issues that carry the potential for unleashing civil strife in our country just so that the burden lightens somewhat.
It is the logical option for a largely un-empowered people. Other people will already be on the level of serious discussions and national mobilization when faced with a serious national problem that could lead to civil strife. But that is natural for people who are empowered to utilize the advantage of their numbers.
When Ninoy Aquino was assassinated on August 21, 1983, the prospect of civil strife here became all too real. A critical mass against the Ferdinand Marcos dictatorship arose from the blood of the murdered Ninoy Aquino. When over two million people braved rain and lightning during his funeral, everybody thought that the end of Marcos has come.
The whole world started a sort of death watch on the Philippines — keeping an eye when our country will explode. But instead of seeing angry, violent mobs duplicating the successful assault of the Bastille during the French Revolution — the world was surprised to see festive rallies here. Puzzled, they asked why Filipinos are celebrating instead of demonstrating national outrage.
Who can forget the Hindi ka nag-iisa (you are not alone) jokes that rally placards sported in the Makati Commercial District? “Ninoy, hindi ka nag-iisa, Imelda (Marcos), naka-isa ka (you got one over us), Marcos, nag-iisa ka na (you are now alone)!” the most popular joke went. It became a running series of ‘hindi ka nag-iisa’ jokes.
Other more serious people, given the outpouring of support for the then Opposition after the Aquino assassination, could have toppled their oppressors within three weeks. It took us all of three years.
Thus, it is heartwarming to an old crusader for good government like your Chair Wrecker to see the advent of The Professional Heckler and Juana Change in the internet.
Loi Reyes Landicho, a young man this Chair Wrecker will want to meet one of these days, opened a website (www.professionalheckler.worldpress.com) and called himself “The Professional Heckler.” He entertains those who log on to his website with his imaginative and yes — funny — jokes that target our political personalities and some celebrities.
Loi follows the classic formula for comedy — the high and the mighty are made fun of by those below their station in society. It is the logical formula for comedy simply because the high and the mighty are better equipped and disposed to accept being made fun of than those below who are already trying to cope with penury and misery. You can just imagine how a person living in penury and misery will react if made fun of.
I came to know about Loi’s website when he emailed me many moons ago to introduce it. When I logged on to Loi’s website, I was pleasantly surprised to see a young Filipino dish out what I only see nowadays from the likes of David Letterman, Conan O’Brien and Jon Stewart. In the past, we used to enjoy these political jokes from the late Joe Guevara.
I became a regular visitor of the website and my egroup thanked me for sharing Loi’s originals with them (which I cut and paste then email). Loi’s political jokes, like those of his US counterparts, allow many folks to appreciate what could otherwise not be accepted if communicated under normal editorial assertions. The comic, often witty, approach allows the idea to be accepted and establish a toe hold of the mind, as it were.
Juana Change, the series of YouTube videos produced by concerned and patriotic artists and entertainers, is particularly interesting in that it not only provides laughter and entertainment but it also provides insights to the core issue being tackled. Whether it is Charter change or government fixers being tackled, Mae Paner as Juana Change renders a hilarious performance that deserves an Oscar for comedy and a national award for education.
Mae Paner’s group is able to produce the YouTube videos with some help from patriotic donors. But she admitted in Che Che Lazaro’s ANC show that their group still contributes their personal funds to be able to produce more videos. They are non-partisan but want only to contribute their God-given talents (and money) to enlighten our people on important national issues and social problems.
If indeed it takes humor to win true Filipino freedom and democracy — then by all means let us have more Professional Hecklers and Juana Change characters. If ever, Filipinos will be the first to laugh their way to economic and political emancipation.
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Chair Wrecker website: www.chairwrecker.com

Perry
As what I heard, Sen Gordon is very arrogant! He acts like God in SBMA.
He should never be a President!
Dr Reyes
Dear William,
I like this, a good laughter, not laugh at. I never find any record in history or in the Bible that Jesus laugh at someone, but any one may remeber even more than once been laugh at.
But good, let us make a good laugh and laugh at someone who slams our face of our human rights and dignities, who slams our constitutional rights and exploited us whether by scandal, corruption, agrarian reforms and what not that eventually brought our country into the open and in world surveys that Philippines during the Administration of President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo brought this administration the country to the peak, the most corrupt and most violent nation in Asia. Evidently, the world known 800 plus extra judicial killings, what does it mens by this to be unsolved, even just being argued in court, but any first step, can’t even do.
We can’t do anything but laugh. Laughter strengthen your heart, brings more oxygin to your lungs, takes us away from mental dression, brings more power of good thinking and opens our minds to divine grace, we laugh because we have nothing.
Mr. Esposo, thank you so much for that insight, not just for me but to all men of good will. I will soon follow you to open those websites, good for the soul in the hope that according to your vision that Filipinos will be the first one to laugh their way to economic and political emancipation. This seems like prophetic, so mark this day with Mr William Esposo as I endorse his vision. Lord of heaven and earth, may your will be done, have mercy on us, A M E N.
As we laugh in our full heart content in our good laughter not to demean anyone, but praying for mercy and seeking justice for our opressors, and so after our prayers, moved by our conscience, let us do good and work hard and find real solution to our problems. You have read in many places and heard from many advovate for change the proposed Grand Jury and Trial Jury System that when adopted in our Philippine judicial system it will work as designed to curtail the monopoly of power anf justice system, to prevent the solo judge previously instructed by his superior if not GMA itself, as unfailing words like Hello Garcie.” All good proposals for change like ou change in character, improvement of virtues and moral values, working diligengly to fight poverty, et cetera, et cetera, let us all ebrace it brcause these are the ingredients for progress including your strong support, financially (those who can afford) morally and in real action the adoption of Grand Jury and Trial Jury for our Judicial System.
Jose Samilin
Kansas City, Missouri
Hi, Perry,
True. Someone said “Laugh and the world laughs with you; weep and you weep alone.” Also, “Weep, and the world laughs at you.” But in our Filipino lore, another proverb goes–”laughing on the outside, crying in the inside.” Cheers.
Lourdes Ceballos
Hi Lourdes,
Yes, Filipinos are always smiling, if not laughing. We laugh our miseries away. The sad part is that Gloria thinks that the Filipinos are happy but in reality — crying in the inside. We are a very proud people and we don’t want others to pity us; hence, we don’t show our sad feelings.
Best,
Perry
Perry,
Laughter may bring solace to misery but also laughed away by the corrupt, who keeps on taking advantage of the unfortunate victims.
In USA as you know, the witty expose hits the chord and touches the soul, taking root, remembered at the voting booths, and effective in bringing on results.
The Filipino’s votes are won over by the political dynasty, kumpadre route and vote-buying, so that elections are not truly representative of what is needed for reforms.
Unless there is a strong rallying figure, like Cardinal Sin in the recent past, laughter is like “laughing on the outside and crying in the inside.” The corrupt laughs the loudest.
Ben Oteyza
Hi Ben,
I agree with you. That’s why you’ll always see Gloria smiling and laughing. After her term — should she decide to step down in 2010 — she’ll be laughing all the way to the bank and then to Portugal.
Best,
Perry